Thursday, September 23, 2010

Where to Begin?

In a world filled by nonsensical garbage, in which our ears are under a constant attack from meaningless theories and ideas, where do we find truth?  I am here to reveal my vision that has been sent to me, to spread the news of salvation, not through the lie that is Jesus Christ, or Muhammad, but through the spiritual embodiment of energy itself: the Turritopsis nutricula.  This immortal jellyfish has come to this world to teach us the true message of enlightenment.  Join me on this journey, and together we shall follow the path of purity and the flow that is the energy of life.  As one we will undertake on this great journey through the universe, and ultimately enter what henceforth will be known as the cycle.
Welcome Friends

9 comments:

  1. i am really excited for this just tell me where to sign up

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  2. I honestly find the world entirely brainwashed, and we can't do anything about it. I shall join this jellyfish and embark myself upon its journey throughout space and time.

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  3. I love reading people's pet theories, let's have it bro!

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  4. Finally a reason to live, light at the end of the tunnel. Teach me master jellyfish!

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  5. That's the story of my life right there.

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  6. fuckyeah, all-knowing jellyfish.

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  7. What do you think it tastes like?

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  8. I've never gotten good advice from a jellyfish. I hope you prove me wrong.

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